| Name | Michael Stewart |
| Joined club | Jan 1998 |
| Alias | Spice |
| Position | Utility player |
| Key strengths | Versatile - can play equally poorly in a number of positions |
| Weaknesses | Heading and a dislike of training |
| Highest goals scored in a season | 12 (2003/04) |
| Best achievement in Strollers career | Pre match jobby and playing almost every position in one season |
| Tours of duty | Dublin 1998, Amsterdam 2000,2002,2003,2007, Prague 2004,2006, Madrid 2008...roll on 2010 |
| Tour highlights to date | Making new friends in Dublin 1998, Smokeys in Amsterdam and finding way home in Prague 2004 |
| Tour lowlights so far | Pulled hammy in Amsterdam 2003 and Absinthe and Red Bull in Prague 2004 |
| Night of passion? | Rachel Stevens |
| Desert island essentials | iPod, toilet roll and laptop with internet connection |
| Favourite film | The Italian Job |
| Favourite food | Caesar Salad |
| Favourite place | Sydney, New York, Switzerland and Scottish Highlands |
| Team(s) supported | Aberdeen |
| Favourite current player | Stephen Simmonde |
| Favourite all time player | Eion Jess |
| Sum yourself up in less than 10 words | Tuechter, highlander, laid back, pungent, tenacious and semi-retired |
