| Name | Kenny Page |
| Joined club | 1986/87 season |
| Alias | |
| Position | Director of football |
| Key strengths | Constructive criticism from the touchline |
| Weaknesses | Selecting a winning team |
| Highest goals scored in a season | n/a |
| Best achievement in Strollers career | Sub in the cup final when the Vets lost 9-1 to Deacon Brodies, promotion 2000/01, 2003/04 and runners up in the Anderson Cup 2004/05 and 2006/07 |
| Tours of duty | All of them |
| Tour highlights to date | Beating Utrecht in 2000 |
| Tour lowlights so far | Hearts winning the cup when I was in Dublin in 1998 |
| Night of passion? | Forgotten |
| Desert island essentials | Sand and water |
| Favourite film | Midnight Express |
| Favourite food | Chicken Tikka Masala |
| Favourite place | In the pub |
| Team(s) supported | Hibernian |
| Favourite current player | Scott Brown |
| Favourite all time player | Pat Stanton |
| Sum yourself up in less than 10 words | Looks, personality, charm, smooth, suave, sophisticated, debonair, man about town and modest |
