| Name | Innes Hall |
| Joined club | July 2003 |
| Alias | Dunbar Destroyer |
| Position | Centre/Right midfield |
| Key strengths | Drinking and pulling women |
| Weaknesses | Alcohol and women |
| Highest goals scored in a season | 7 |
| Best achievement in Strollers career | Being named **** of the tour in 2004 |
| Tours of duty | Prague 2004, 2006, Amsterdam 2007 and Madrid 2008 |
| Tour highlights to date | Winning named **** of the tour |
| Tour lowlights so far | Nothing could dwarf my achievements of Prague 2004 |
| Night of passion? | Any female member of Stephen Black's family |
| Desert island essentials | Women, drink, music and a football |
| Favourite film | Either camera or film |
| Favourite food | Cheesy pasta |
| Favourite place | Prague and Dunbar |
| Team(s) supported | Hibs, Alloa and any cheerleading team |
| Favourite current player | Innes Hall |
| Favourite all time player | Russell Latapy |
| Sum yourself up in less than 10 words | Good looking, legendary, godly, and a team player |
